Nonexistence

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Sorry I like disappeared for ages, I've just been busy as all hell and haven't had time to do much of anything.
After I came back from the snow tour, I had rehearsals literally every day for my school's production, and then I had 5 shows so I'm tired now. 
Anyway, I probs still won't post anything worth while for ages, I need to catch up in school and regain my energy/motivation to do stuff. I would say I'm going on a haitus, but I'm not really because for all I know I could start writing again on Wednesday when I have free time.
Now, for a short story about 1 thing that happened backstage during a show:

I overheard 3 year 12's talking about weird movies they've watched, and one of them was saying how some guy would only have sex with their partner if their partner had covered themselves with sugar, honey and/or whipped cream. One of the year 12's said "That's really weird." So I turned around and said "Personally, I think it's sweet." They went silent as they registered what I'd said, and then their eyes went wide as they realised the pun.

Long story short, I made friends with 3 year 12's while wearing nothing but a bra and a gold skirt.

To sum this all up: I'm sorry for being absent and I'll come back when I can.
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Ninjabuscus's avatar
That is the correct way of making friends