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I got tagged by two people and no I will not be following the rules cause I'm a rebel

10 facts about me

1. I am mentioned on a wikipedia page (Sharryn Jackson's)
2. I befriended a cameraman from the ABC (Australian version of BBC) by joking about the Abbott 
    government
3. I won the science award in year 7 purely because I was the most curious person my teacher had ever met
4. I couldn't read/ write/ speak/ hear properly until I was in year 3 (9 years old), I'm still terrible at spelling
5. I don't listen in math ever, Thursday math period is legit just my friend and I singing random songs
6. My entire family thought I was stupid for the majority of my life, they were surprised when I got into an 
    academic program at school, now they all think I'm some kind of super genius and are disapointed when I
    get a B in my report cards
7. I went my entire life with every teacher loving me, even the teachers who hate everyone else, but in the 
    past two years I have managed to make two teachers hate me, one hates me so much that she hates my 
    little sister purely because we're related
8. Not once in my life have I ever not improvised a speech when public speaking, the only time this proved 
    to be a problem is when my Modern History teacher asked me to give her a copy of my speech so she can
    give it to other students as study notes for the topic I spoke about and also use it as an example of how 
    to structure speeches
9. My favourite book is To Kill a Mockingbird, which I have read every year without fail since I got it in 2009,
    and my favourite book series is The Kingkiller Chronicles by Patrick Rothfuss, who is also the author of my
    favourite picture book, The Adventures of the Princess and Mr Whiffle: The Thing Beneath the Bed
10. I have supported the same AFL team for 11 years, last year they played in their first ever grandfinal, 
     before the game started they were in it with a chance, but they crashed and burned, they started to 
     makes a come back but it was too late and they lost by 3 goals. That is the story of how a group of men
     dressed in purple made me cry on my birthday.

The first tag is

01) Why isn't gold like love?
Love isn't something you can buy

02) What is YOUR life slogan?
Don't take life too seriously, jokes and laughter will make everything seem okay

03) What do you do at a dojo?
Martial arts?? Some kind of fighting, surely

04) What are bananito's?
A banana crossed with a burito

05) Jared Padelecki, Misha Collins, Jensen Ackles, or Richard Speight Jr for coffee?
Misha Collins

06) You have to child mind for a celebrity. Who and why them?
Miranda Kerr's and Orlando Bloom's child, that kid is bound to be cute as hell

07) Mikey Way, Pete Wentz, Joseph Trohman, Johnny Christ or Mike Dirnt?
Pete Wentz

08) Jimmy Urine, Billie - Joe Armstrong, Gerard Way, Brendon Urie, or Frank Iero?
Gerard Way

09) Burger King, McDonalds, KFC or Pizza Hut?
Hungry Jack's

10) What connects Lord Lucan, Amelia Earheart and J Edgar Hoover?
They are all cool kids

Second tag

1) A father and a son are in a car crash, and the father dies on impact. The son goes to hospital and as he is about to have surgery, the doctor looks at him and goes 'my son!' Who is the doctor?
Either a zombie, the son's second father, or both

2) What has a neck but no head?
Marie Antoinette

3) What does 'verbrennen' mean? (It's a German word and it is one of my favourites)
It means whatever you want it to mean

4) 8th March is also known as what?
March the 8th

5) What is pi approximately equal to?
3
3.1
3.14
3.142
3.1416
3.14159
3.141593
3.1415927
3.14159265
3.141592654
3.1415926536
3.14159265359
3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081284811174502841027019385211055596446229489549303819644288109756659334461284756482337867831652712019091456485669234603486104543266482133936072602491412737245870066063155881748815209209628292540917153643678925903600113305305488204665213841469519415116094330572703657595919530921861173819326117931051185480744623799627

6) QUICK FIRST THING THAT COMES TO MIND!
no

7) What is a yam?
May backwards

8) 'I'm the deepest cut, I'm the deepest wound...'
I'm a stubbed toe

9) 'So it's true what they say. If you love someone, ...'
You gotta stalk them, take photos when they're not looking, eat the food they throw away, break into their homes and smell their clothing, cut off some of their hair to stick to the doll you made to look like them, build a shrine to them and worship it, send them love letters written in your own blood, don't ever let them go a single second without knowing that you're there, you're watching them, and you're never going to stop until they love you back

10) You know your answer to question 6? That is the name of your first/next child
good

Well that it for the tags, I will not tag anyone because effort/ I'm a lazy shit and I hope you all have a nice day