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Drunken Calls and Cancelled Dates- Phan

If you were to ask Dan Howell what his biggest regret is, he’d be able to answer without so much as a second thought: Telling Phil they should just be friends. Sure, at the time it seemed like the right thing to do, and Dan honestly thought they’d both gotten over that ‘phase’, but he couldn’t have been more wrong. Dan only started to realise that he still has strong feelings for Phil when Phil started dating other people. Phil had designated Saturday night date night a couple weeks ago, and has since gone on two dates. Dan felt his heart drop to his stomach when Phil told him he was going out with someone, on

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181 deviations
Literature

Drunken Calls and Cancelled Dates- Phan

If you were to ask Dan Howell what his biggest regret is, he’d be able to answer without so much as a second thought: Telling Phil they should just be friends. Sure, at the time it seemed like the right thing to do, and Dan honestly thought they’d both gotten over that ‘phase’, but he couldn’t have been more wrong. Dan only started to realise that he still has strong feelings for Phil when Phil started dating other people. Phil had designated Saturday night date night a couple weeks ago, and has since gone on two dates. Dan felt his heart drop to his stomach when Phil told him he was going out with someone, on

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1 deviation
Literature

Promise Land~ Epilogue (Phan)

1,826. It’s just a number. A very large number. A very large number that will hang over Dan’s head for the next 24 hours. Then it’s midnight and the number changes. 1,825. It’s still a big number, but not as big as before. And it’s only ever going to get smaller and smaller until there is no number at all and Dan will be home. 1,824. Once again the number changes and Dan can’t help but smile. 1,461. Dan lays awake, staring at the grey ceiling of his cell. At first it was bearable, the number was going down so fast, but not anymore. The length of the days, although the same as they were a year ago, seem

Promise Land- Phan

12 deviations

The Bachelor- Phan

22 deviations
Literature

Bathroom Renovation- 14

Phil’s P.O.V I wake up when my alarm clock goes off at 5am. I shut it off and roll over in my bed to try and attempt to go back to sleep. I don’t need to get up today, I called my friend Kyle and he is more then willing to take over for me today. He was also happy to take the bathroom renovation from me. I won’t ever have to see Dan again. I know it’s childish but I really don’t want to see him. I close my eyes and fall back asleep with Dan still on my mind. -14 hours later- “What the hell happened at the Howell job!?” Kyle practically shouts down the phone. “What are you talking about?&rdquo

Bathroom Renovation- Phan

18 deviations
Literature

Phan- Fear- 8

Dan’s P.O.V I stood next to Phil, looking down on his sleeping form. He was so pale; if it weren’t for the constant beeping of the heart monitor I would have thought he was dead. I had been standing here looking at him for about an hour now. I could feel the doctors staring at me though the window of the door, waiting for me to finish my final goodbye. I can’t do it, how could I? Phil was going to die and there was nothing I could do to stop that. I turned to face the doctors who were still peering at me through the door. It was time. The doctors walked in with grim expressions on their faces. I looked at Phil again and lea

Phan-Fear

8 deviations
Literature

So This Is Love- Phan (2/2)

The next few days are good for Dan and Phil, they’re friends and everything is great, until Phil walks into the school to find Dan and James making out by the lockers. Confused, he finds PJ and asks about it. “They’re making out by the lockers? I’m not surprised; they have the most unhealthy relationship ever. They break up and then get back together all the time. It’s kinda annoying, but hey, young love, amiright?” PJ laughs, but Phil doesn’t find it funny at all. “Do they always break up for the same reason?” “Nah, it’s almost always a different reason, but this is the sec

2 Parters Phan

6 deviations
Literature

The Emergency Room- Phan

There was once a time when Dan thought working at a bar would be cool. That time is not now. It’s 2am and Dan is starting to clean up the now empty bar area, after this he can finally go home. Just as he finishes wiping down the last table, a couple extremely drunk men walk in. “Sorry, but the bar is closed, I’m gonna have to ask you to leave.” Dan tries to sound as polite as possible, but that’s difficult in the early hours of the morning. “C’mon, just let us have a drink, yeah?” The bigger of the two men pleads, the other man doesn’t seem to be able to stand properly, let alone talk.

Phan- One Shots

31 deviations
Literature

A Cliched Love Story- Jean Hobbs

Prompt: Can you do a jean hobbs? Something cute... Can they have a party? Then when everyone leaves the fall asleep on the sofa while tidying up? I'll leave your imagination to continue it. Music is blasting through the house, the bass, which has already been dropped, is so loud it’s making everything in the room shake. It’s past midnight and the party has reached its height, everyone is dancing, screaming, singing and laughing. This is certainly going to be a night everyone will remember, especially the hosts, Jack and Dean. The party winds down until the last two guests walk out the front door, shouting their thanks and goodby

Jean Hobbs- One Shots

2 deviations
Literature

Beach Volleyball- Phan/Kickthestickz

The ball flies over the net and lands on the soft, white sand. “Point 1, Dan and Phil!” Dan yells as he high fives Phil “Shut up and serve.” Chris says, throwing the ball back over the net and into Dan’s hands. Dan serves the ball and it sails into the net. PJ and Chris laugh but Phil just glares at Dan. He did not want to lose this game, so making stupid mistakes like serving the ball into the net is unacceptable. Dan shoots Phil an apologetic look but the scowl on Phil’s face doesn’t disappear. This was serious business, the losers have to buy the winners drinks for the night and Phil desperately w

Sports Fics

5 deviations
Literature

The Last Stand. Epilogue (Phan collab)

The world is a vastly different place than it was 2 years ago. For one thing, the government has been nearly totally destroyed, only a few more progressive senators surviving the revolution. The North has also been practically destroyed. The city that had once stood so grandly now all but turned to rubble. The inhabitants had left it long ago, the looting of the now homeless emptying the houses to the point of being nothing more than shells. A lot of people died too. Whole families wiped out. The northerners weren’t quite as used to death as the southerners were, so it all came as a shock. It’s not all bad though. In fact, it̵

The Last Stand- Phan Collab

14 deviations
Literature

Identity- Part 5

Phil feels like crying as his gaze falls upon the ruins of Parliament House. How many people were in there? How many people have been injured? How many people have died? An overwhelming sadness washes over Phil. He failed. He failed and now people are dead. He doesn’t know why he feels responsible for this, he just does. Something tells him that none of this would’ve happened if he had just let Taint go without fighting him. He should have left this for the proper authorities to handle, and not become a vigilante. There’s no use stopping now though, what’s done is done, and Phil needs to stop this once and for all.

Identity- Phan Collab

4 deviations
Literature

Fantastic Sleepover- Phan/Kickthetickz- Part 33

Dan’s P.O.V Today’s the day Phil comes home and I couldn’t be happier. Him coming home meant two things. One, he’s getting better. Two, we can cuddle properly. While he was in hospital I couldn’t cuddle up to Phil like I would usually do at home, the hospital beds were too small to fit both of us. He hobbles into the apartment and I follow closely behind, he can’t have the cast taken off his left leg for at least another two weeks. He stayed in hospital for three weeks, enough time for his internal organs to heal and his arm and right leg to get taken out of casts. Phil turns around and smiles at me. &ldqu

Fantastic Sleepover- Phan Kickthestickz

14 deviations
Literature

The Rumour- Collab- 35

Jack’s P.O.V I watch as Dean sleeps, cuddling into the sheets of the hospital bed. He’s completely healthy; the only reason that the doctors have kept him in hospital is because they are perplexed. The boy came back from the dead for god sakes! I’m overjoyed that he did, I don’t know what I’d do without him. I’ve only known him for about two months but he’s already stolen my heart. I never believed in love at first sight, but how could I not fall for Dean from the very instant I laid eyes on him? He’s perfect. He tosses in his sleep, his eyes flutter open. “Jack… Were you watching

The Rumour- Phan Kickthestickz Jean Hobbs

17 deviations
Literature

Soldier~ Phan [Collab 17] Epilogue

A reporter visited Phil on his 100th birthday; Phil was the oldest surviving soldier from the war.  The reporter wanted to ask Phil some questions about the war and his experience. “I hear that you were taken hostage, escaped then got shot in the chest during the war. Is that true?” “Yes.” “Were you tortured like many other hostages who never escaped?” “Yes.” “If you could go back, would you tell your younger self not to go to war?” “No.” The reporter was a bit taken aback, she hadn’t expected that answer. “Why not?” “It was while I was in the war

Soldier- Phan Collab

9 deviations
Literature

Help Me I'm Dying Here- An English Assignment

Read the description before the story, and please, please try to help me Ibrahim clutches his stomach in an attempt to silence its obnoxious growling, this action proves to be useless and he knows he has to pay a visit to the Grand Bazaar. Visitors to the city of Constantinople see the Grand Bazaar as a place of beauty. The array of bright colours, the various smells of local cuisine and the mixing of many cultures are all viewed as a marvel, something to commit to memory so it can be shared as a wonderful experience once tourists return home. Ibrahim’s views on the Grand Bazaar are not nearly as wonderful. Walking into the Grand Baz

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